“With a tradition of excellence dating back over 520 years, Ultra Mega Teahouse has ascended into a realm of interdimensional radness that can’t be quantified by any standard…”

Wait, can that possibly be right? Well, that’s what it says on this sign, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ .

Model is wearing a size Small.
Height: 5'8" Bust: 34B  Waist: 25  Hips: 36